AI created this song for me. It’s kind of catchy (kind of):
“The Ballad of the Box Store Vinyl”
In the aisles of the megastore,
where fluorescent lights hum,
I stumbled upon a vinyl floor,
its cover worn and numb.
A bargain-bin treasure, priced to sell with haste,
But my heart whispered caution, urging me to taste.
The cardboard sleeve crinkled, its edges frayed,
As I held it aloft, bad memories began to cascade.
Of relics of yesteryears, easily scratched and forlorn,
Yet its siren song beckoned, like a distant horn.
But I don’t want a cheap vinyl from a box store,
For it lacks the soulful depth, the warmth I adore.
The needle’s delicate dance on grooves well-worn,
That’s the magic I seek, the essence reborn.
OK – I can’t take in anymore. You don’t want cheap bulk vinyl tile that is made to sell at low prices you want quality product that is made to a specific standards with high end materials, finishes and bevels. You don’t want a bargain.
“The Anthem of Resilient Vinyl Tiles” 🎵
In the quiet corners of our homes, where footsteps tread,
Lies a secret beneath our feet, a tale unsaid.
A vinyl tile, unassuming, its surface plain,
Yet within its core, a symphony of strength and gain.
The locking systems, oh, they dance in harmony,
Like puzzle pieces fitting, a seamless unity.
A good vinyl tile is more than it shows,
With locking systems sturdy, it stands tall,
A testament to craftsmanship, built to enthrall.
Beneath the wear-resistant veneer,
a secret brew, Ingredients of quality,
a recipe tried and true.
A dash of durability, a pinch of resilience,
Mixed with innovation, a perfect confluence.
Enhanced urethane finishes, gleaming and bright,
They guard against scratches, stains, and the fight.
A high-gloss armor, lasting through the years,
In bustling homes or commercial frontiers.
And when life’s storms rage, and shoes scuff the floor,
The vinyl tile remains steadfast, its spirit galore.
It flexes, it endures, like a seasoned warrior,
A silent guardian, resilient and superior. 🎵
